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[Outside Downtown Mudhouse, 11:40am]

[Best Dressed] Tom Wolfe

You are in your 50s. Maybe 60s. You were wearing a white linen hat with a broad brim and matching white pants. The vest was a nice touch. If you were smoking a cigar I can't remember, but it seems likely. From now on you are the Tom Wolfe of Charlottesville. May your reputation serve you well.

[5th st. , 8:42pm]

Gold Toyota Camry

[best dressed] You drive a gold Toyota Camry. You were wearing a brown uniform and unloading 35 boxes of tampons into someone's house on 5th st. The pink contrasted nicely with the brown. Like a newer version of the '70s.

Damn Good Advice

"One of my neighbors continues to take Bubba back to my house whenever she sees him outside."


It's, like, starting to get on my nerves.


I can't just...ask him, can I?


Is Keswick really that nice of a venue anyway?



1. (noun) Furniture you find on the curb

2. (noun) Contact made between one’s hubcap(s) and the curb

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