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You are in your 50s. Maybe 60s. You were wearing a white linen hat with a broad brim and matching white pants. The vest was a nice touch. If you were smoking a cigar I can't remember, but it seems likely. From now on you are the Tom Wolfe of Charlottesville. May your reputation serve you well.
[best dressed] You drive a gold Toyota Camry. You were wearing a brown uniform and unloading 35 boxes of tampons into someone's house on 5th st. The pink contrasted nicely with the brown. Like a newer version of the '70s.
"One of my neighbors continues to take Bubba back to my house whenever she sees him outside."
It's, like, starting to get on my nerves.
I had shoes on, for the record.
Is Keswick really that nice of a venue anyway?
Curbiture
‘cər-bi-chər
1. (noun) Furniture you find on the curb
2. (noun) Contact made between one’s hubcap(s) and the curb
Well that’s too bad because we don’t want your goddamn blood money.
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